I realize you can't read it, but what you have here is a 20 year old girl with a butt crack tattoo that says "Italian Princess".

Dare I ask why? No, I shouldn't dare. I'm not even really interested in the answer. What's more amusing is that this was taken in public, in the airport at 4pm on a Friday. On a train. Between concourses B and A. In Car #1. Like you care.