Ok so I violated FAA regulations and turned on an electronic device before the aircraft passed 10,000 feet. I usually ask myself, "passed 10,000 feet of what? And what was the plane eating that caused it to pass that much?".

Fecal jokes aside, what you're looking at is the Golden Gate Bridge and a nice chunk of San Francisco. My violation of FAA regs is your reward! PS the phone was actually off.