BJ has been waxing poetic about Squiggy, his new soon-to-be-bio-diesel Jetta. So, you've gotta wonder about where you can get bio-diesel. I mean, it says "bio" right in the name of the miracle juice, so you expect it to be something biological right? Right. I've got two words for you: dead cats.

Yep, some German guy found a way to recycle cats, and presumably other pets as well. No more will you have to slog through the local chinese restaurant's back lot to steal their waste fry-vat oil. Now, you just need to get real chummy with your local veterinarian so you can swap poop-scooping services for frozen Spots and Kittyboos. Wow, somewhere in there is a really strange coincidence what with the vet pet recycling and the chinese oil grabbing. Anyway.