Boing Boing: Johnny Depp "Pirates" cookie does not look like Johnny Depp

It's obviously a slow week around the Internets when all one has time to worry about are the representative qualities of iconographic popsicles and cookies.

Popsicles I can somewhat understand - they are sickeningly sweet and refreshing. The cookies, however, are dull and tasteless. Well, unless you count cardboard and library paste as a taste.