Obviously, some folks got to this post before I had time to add the text. But, the reason I took this is to ask a question:

Why do people feel the need to wear lycra shorts very much in public, when they very obviously should not? Lycra is not a forgiving medium when it comes to fashion, and I daresay that a very low percentage of people should actually consider wearing lycra as everyday wear to your local shopping establishments, or other places where you can be seen.

Now, I know what some of you might be thinking: perhaps she just got out of the gym, and needed to stop into Target to pick up a few things before heading home. Nope, she has two kids in tow and a cart full of purchases - so obviously not a quick stop into Target.

So, why subject me to your sensory smorgasbord of visual and olfactory delights? Because you have no shame. So, pardon me, it's been 3 days since I slept or showered and I need to go to Target to get something "real quick". I think diapers or something.