You may have noticed my previous post, Writing Letters to Corporate Goobs, Part 1 in which I wrote a letter to a corporate goob at Ferrara Pan candy company. Well, here's the response:
Dear Mrs. Bailey,
We have asked several people at our company if Gummy Bears can cause Diarrhea and the answer to your question is no. There is no ingredient in our Gummy Bears that would cause Diarrhea or symptoms. One reason could be that you are eating too many and it is upsetting your stomach. The green gummies are lime flavored and the yellow are lemon. I would think that the pizza and the Popcorn and the Gummies together may cause gas. I hope this helps. Please let us
know if you have any other questions.Sincerely,
Ferrara Pan Candy Co.
This is just priceless. More to come!
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