This is the first in my new series of Writing Letters to Corporate Goobs, where I'll be writing letters to Corporate Goobs. Basically, you can write letters to corporate goobs, and they'll occasionally write back, and it's occasionally funny! Dear Sir or Madam, Thank you,
My first letter is to the Ferrara Pan Candy Company, manufacturer of Black Forest Gummy Bears and other candies.
Here's the letter
I just wanted to let you know that I have enjoyed eating Black ForestGummy Bears in the 5lb. bag. My husband and I purchase these from the local BJ's wholesale club and we are in love with these Gummies! My husband is a bit strange about it though, he will not eat the yellow and green gummies. Is there something different in the flavorings of these? I cannot tell a difference and I would love to know what the difference is between the yellow and green gummies and the rest of the bag.
Incidentally, I think you should know that, while we eat these gummies all the time, there are occasionally issues we encounter and I'm wondering if it's the gummies that are causing them. Let's just put this delicately and say that there are "digestion" issues that my husband has sometimes, and I usually notice these problems after we watch movies at home. We always do movies on Friday night and have pizza, popcorn and a bag of gummies. I am usually fine, but have occasional gas. My husband on the other hand tends to get diarrhoea (am I spelling that right?). Is this something to do with eating too many gummies, or is my husband just sensitive? I'd hate to have to tell him "no" on gummies! Please help!
Mrs. Bailey
