I want this. Not for anything in particular, but man would this not be fun? Just imagine all the cool and useless stuff I could make, like, personalized ash trays made out of wood. Sweet!

Update: Brian apparently already asked his SO about it... and was denied. I mentioned it to Steph. She said, "huh". I guess that's a no. :) But I need to remind her of all the cool chotchkes I'll be able to crank out, and she can decorate with... oh well.