Ok, I realize you have no idea what this is, but I was in a store today, Christmas shopping (as you might've guessed). As I checked out, the woman behind me placed her selections on the counter. She was dressed in some strange sort of leather/blond wig extensions/fake nails conglomerate that made me notice her - but not in a good way.

Anyway, her selections for purchase: clear tape ($0.99), and a VHS copy of Queen of the Damned ($5.99). That's like combining a socket wrench set and toothpaste.