Cheesiness

So I just bought The Matrix on DVD. Yeah, I know, but I had it on VHS so I didn't need to "upgrade". Anyway, so I'm reading the back of the DVD package. Do you realize how stupid some of these writers must be to describe this or any movie using the language they've chosen? I quote....

Mind-warp stunts. Techno-slammin' visuals. Mega-kick action...

Never mind "what is the matrix?", how about "what is techno-slammin'?"