This will be the first in my series of posts about strange crap I see on bathroom walls. This was from Northside Tavern, a well-established (read as "really old") blues joint in Atlanta proper. The bathroom smells like wet cinder blocks, and was painted a lovely shade of green.
This little gem says:Plumberman vs. Tyrannosaurus Bob
Fight till the death, or till the first hint of a free lunch.
I like tacos, myself. One time I ate a live badger taco. It really tasted awful and it was chewing on my tonsils the whole time.
You can't really fake this stuff.
I was in Staples the other day picking up some paper condoms (you know, sheet protectors) and saw these. Of course there's a picture of a woman on the front of the package, and all you see is "Lubricant Sheets" and you're thinking, "will these work with my rubber sheets?"
Yeah, keep dreaming. These are for lubing your shredder, you pervert.
No, it's not either of my Hondas, although you'd be correct in assuming that. Honda has designed a concept vehicle that is dog-friendly. Linky to photos posted on my photo album, which incidentally I haven't released to the world yet. :)
From the news article:
Honda Motor Co. has designed a car that's friendly for dogs — part of the Japanese automaker's ongoing effort to create vehicles that are easy to use and comfortable to ride in. The W.O.W. Concept, which stands for "wonderful openhearted wagon," shown to reporters recently, is an exhibition model with no plans for commercial sale that will be exhibited at the Tokyo auto show later this month. A special crate for dogs in the glove apartment allows owners to interact with their pets while driving. A bigger crate pops up from the floor in the back seat area and can be folded back into the floor when it's not needed. For even bigger dogs, just buckle them up with a special seat belt to the floor.
The big danger for pets riding along in cars is that they get thrown out during a crash. About a fifth of Japanese households have a dog, and demand is growing for cars that cater to man's best friend, according to Honda. The W.O.W comes with removable, washable, rollout flooring and has wide sliding doors to keep dogs happy. "We created this vehicle from the point of view of a dog, but it turned out to be a gentler vehicle for the elderly, children and other family members," said Honda designer Katsuhito Nakamura.
The article:
FEATURE: The fantastic disappearing plastic, just add water(Kyodo)
Every day thousands of people around the world finish off a tray of biscuits or chocolates, and as they throw away the empty packet -- a symbol of the calories consumed --a wave of guilt engulfs them.
If this sounds like you, you are not alone -- and that is the problem. Because while you are mourning your expanding waistline, how often do you spare a thought for the Earth's "waste line?"
Plastic will survive forever in landfill, or, if it is burnt, as it is in Japan, it can release toxic and carcinogenic particles into the atmosphere.
But a small Australian company called Plantic says it has a solution -- just add water and the problem will disappear in front of your eyes.
Plantic markets plastic trays made from plants.
The patented formula comprises 90 percent corn starch and a number of other organic materials, including water, fatty acid and oil.
Starch-based plastics are not a new concept, says Plantic's business development manager Mark Fink, but Plantic is different.
"If I do this," he says pouring water on the product, "and count to three it starts to disappear, which is exciting."
Holes start appearing in the plastic biscuit tray.
"It's not dissolving, it's dispersing," says Fink, who compares the end product to the starchy substance left over when you cook rice.
But if you think a disappearing plastic is hard to swallow, have you ever tried eating normal plastic? Because you can eat Plantic.
"If it (Plantic) is eaten - and I eat a lot of it in front of plastics people -- then it's not harmful," says Fink.
"But we don't produce it as a food product, so for that reason we don't eat it in public and we prefer not to promote it as an edible material," he says.
Plantic conforms to the European Standard of biodegradability and its manufacturers are confident it will pass the strict Japanese test when the company makes a move into the Japanese market within the next year.
When placed on the compost heap, Plantic will disappear within three months -- releasing water into the soil and carbon dioxide into the air.
"When you can see that it can actually go away and get recycled into the environment and go back to where it came from -- you know it came from corn -- people can understand that and I think that's what makes this a good product to work with," says Fink.
And of course companies understand the good publicity that such a message brings.
"Every big company in the world has an annual report, and on the fifth or sixth page of every annual report, (is a section) about 'what a wonderful company we are to the environment,'" Fink says.
"But I imagine it's very hard to find stories to write about because in the end most companies aren't focused on the environment, and for that reason we do get a good hearing from senior management," he says.
A disappearing, environmentally friendly plastic may be enough to attract media attention, but it is not the real "wow factor" for companies, however.
The real surprise is its price, and that is where Plantic is ahead of all competition, according to Greg Lonergan, professor of biotechnology at Swinburne University in Melbourne.
Lonergan was involved in the development of the Plantic plastic and he heads a biotechnology group that tests the biodegradability of plastics.
"It's probably the first of the biodegradable (plastics) to get itself truly price competitive and I think that's quite an achievement really," Lonergan says.
Fink too is realistic about the reasons for the success of the product.
"I sell these to our customers in a competitive market -- they could choose plastic or they could choose Plantic," he says. "And although they are responsible environmental citizens, for them price is important. They won't decrease their bottom line significantly to change to this material."
Only 10 grams of corn kernels are needed to make a standard 10 gram biscuit tray and this is good news for Plantic because they do not need to worry about the rise of oil prices as do manufacturers of standard petrochemical-based plastics.
"The long-term pricing of petrochemical (plastics) is slowly increasing over time -- it's a finite resource -- the long-term pricing of crops, starch, is always decreasing," Fink says. "So we think, as time goes on, this is a more sustainable business practice as well as a more sustainable environmental material."
Plantic was developed in the mid-1990s during a seven-year research study into sustainable packaging by the Cooperative Research Centre in Australia. The study was funded by private companies, government departments and several Australian universities.
At the end of the program, a decision was made to commercialize the technology and the publicly listed company Plantic was established.
The company, which comprises 35 people, 10 of whom are technical staff, is based in Melbourne and began operations in 2002 with only four staff members, including Fink.
Since the multinational confectionary company Cadbury-Schweppes first began using a Plantic chocolate tray in 2003, more than 10 companies within Australia have also signed up.
And Fink says eight of the top 10 confectionary companies in the world are trialing the product.
Within the next few months, several European companies are also expected to publicly launch their Plantic packaging, which includes confectionary, cosmetics and pharmaceuticals packaging.
"For a small Australian company, we have a very strong customer base and interactions with some very impressive companies, and (are) being taken very seriously by them," says Fink.
Other starch-based plastics on the market include a plastic bag called Mater-Bi produced by the Italian company Novamont SpA, and plastic bottles and food packaging products made from polylactic acid, developed by the privately owned Cargill Dow LLC in the United States.
The products are both biodegradable, although they are not direct competition for Plantic, Fink says, as each is focused on a different product area, with PLA and Mater-Bi able to resist water more easily.
These plastics need to be composted in an industrial setting and Lonergan also estimates they are from two to three times more expensive than their non-biodegradable alternatives.
But Plantic obviously has its own drawback -- its greatest strength is also its weakness.
"We're developing a more water-resistant version of the tray," says Fink, who admits a tray that disappears in water is good for publicity, but has limited uses.
It is the "Catch-22" for biodegradable plastics, Lonergan says, because to be biodegradable these plastics need to take up water --unlike standard plastics, which repel water -- but they also need to be able to hold water out long enough to have a usable shelf life.
Fink is confident a more water-resistant Plantic product will be available within the year, and it is not the science that is the problem, rather it is creating a cost-competitive product.
Plantic is also in the process of creating a thin-film, like a plastic confectionary wrapper, that will allow companies to use Plantic for their internal and external packaging.
Such products are sure to further boost their production, which has more than doubled in the last year.
And now Plantic has its eyes on the potentially lucrative Japanese market.
It took the opportunity to meet Japanese business leaders in July at the Aichi World Expo where it participated in an Australian government-led trade mission.
"To go to Japan is a big exercise," says Fink, adding, "We have to do it properly, we're doing our research."
Japan, with its environmentally conscious outlook and attraction to all things novel was an obvious market from the start, but Fink says: "For us, Japan is also a very different place and so we have a lot to learn."
He believes Plantic will be seen in Japanese stores within the year, once Plantic has worked out the regulatory requirements and finalized their business strategy.
"It's coming to an exciting time," says an optimistic Fink, "And I'm going to be busy."
For now the small Australian company Plantic is a pioneer in its field, but Fink welcomes the day when it will just be part of the norm and not the exception.
"I'm looking forward to the day when there is enough biomaterial of different sorts in the market that we start competing with another biomaterial," he says. "Because that means the world has changed enough that sustainable plastics are a common thing. That hasn't happened yet, but it will happen."
Ok, so I finally broke down and bought an XM radio, the Roady2. I had been against XM for a while now, seeing as how I have an iPod and get commercial-free music all the time. And, my range of music interests bell curve from the mid-60s and pretty much drop off at about 1981, with a minor swelling in the 90s.
Well, my commute to work is about 15 minutes, whereas Steph's is 35 - so I thought it would be good for her, since she loves new music. The best part is, our pal Davis already has XM, and we just added the receiver to his setup for an extra $7 a month. So, we split the difference and save $2 a month. I know, but that's $24 a year! That's like a case and a half of beer!
Anyway so far XM is pretty darn cool - especially the fact that it has uncensored comedy on channel 150 from Carlin, Pryor, Foxx and others... It's nifty.
When you wake up to rainbow outside your hotel room window, it will probably be a good day.
Ok, so as you might have noticed, I've been travelling between Atlanta and San Francisco for the past few weeks. Normally I return back on the Thursday night red-eye at 11:40pm, to arrive in Atlanta around 8am on Friday. This, because I have a gig on Friday nights that I have to prepare for.
Anyway, I snapped this shot at 7:50am on Friday. And guess what!! This is a picture of San Francisco! What gives? Well, I leave the client's pad around 7pm, meet up with Josh at the Thirsty Bear around 8:30pm. All is good. We down a few brews and some paella, catch up on things (he's recently broken up with his long-time worse half, Kim) and then I'm off to the airport.
I go to check in at the Delta Kiosk, and there's "a problem with your reservation, please see a kiosk agent for assistance." Well, I check with the kiosk chic, and she informs me that I've missed my flight. It's 10:30pm. My flight is in an hour and ten minutes. Rather, the flight that I thought I booked myself on. Turns out I had done a screwbooking. For the laypeople, and standpeople, that's my own term for making a reservation for a flight that you wouldn't usually take, and then forgetting about it and showing up for the flight you wanted to take). The screw was the 10:30pm flight with an hour layover in Cincinnati, which gets into Atlanta at 9:35am. Yuck. So, the nice chic rebooks me on the following flight in the morning, 8:35 am.Interestingly, I go to the Crown Room to check in the next morning (no, I slept in a hotel, not the airport. I am a business traveller, not a hostel-using, backpack-toting, granola-bar-eating, deodorant-not-wearing hippie; meaning I did not sleep in the airport). The woman at the desk chuckles when she looks up my reservation, and then clues me in. Apparently the chic last night put a note in my reservation record when she rebooked me: "PAX was confused, but very sweet".
Must've been the Vienna Waltz microbrews from The Thirsty Bear.
The name says it all. From Wal-mart even. Read some of the interesting corporate spew from Grupo Bimbo.
I realize you can't read it, but what you have here is a 20 year old girl with a butt crack tattoo that says "Italian Princess".
Dare I ask why? No, I shouldn't dare. I'm not even really interested in the answer. What's more amusing is that this was taken in public, in the airport at 4pm on a Friday. On a train. Between concourses B and A. In Car #1. Like you care.
Ok so I violated FAA regulations and turned on an electronic device before the aircraft passed 10,000 feet. I usually ask myself, "passed 10,000 feet of what? And what was the plane eating that caused it to pass that much?".
Fecal jokes aside, what you're looking at is the Golden Gate Bridge and a nice chunk of San Francisco. My violation of FAA regs is your reward! PS the phone was actually off.
Another aerial shot of San Francisco; here you can just barely make out the toothpick and popsicle-stick Bay Bridge.
Wild Turkey - not only is it a nice bourbon, but it's also a description of the some of the locals around my client's campus. Who knew California had it all... wine, sun, and turkey droppings in the parking lot.
Well, the gig was a blast. I slept practically all day Friday after taking the red-eye home from San Francisco. Got up in time to relax a bit, then load the gear and run a few errands. We started about on time and played until well after 1 am.
We had quite a crowd of friends there, including Kim, Tony, Brian, Kristen, Holly, Sean, Davis, Debra, Michael, Tim and a few others. Fun was had by all.
See you there next Friday!!
Mullettime in San Fran. See, even metropolitan cities suffer the disparaging hairstyle, and most certainly lifestyle, that is.... The Mullet.
BJ has been waxing poetic about Squiggy, his new soon-to-be-bio-diesel Jetta. So, you've gotta wonder about where you can get bio-diesel. I mean, it says "bio" right in the name of the miracle juice, so you expect it to be something biological right? Right. I've got two words for you: dead cats.
Yep, some German guy found a way to recycle cats, and presumably other pets as well. No more will you have to slog through the local chinese restaurant's back lot to steal their waste fry-vat oil. Now, you just need to get real chummy with your local veterinarian so you can swap poop-scooping services for frozen Spots and Kittyboos. Wow, somewhere in there is a really strange coincidence what with the vet pet recycling and the chinese oil grabbing. Anyway.
Taking in a nice cab at Auberge Du Soleil in Napa. Widely recommended, highly overrated, drastically overpriced. At least the view was decent. The strange French muzak, er - muzaque, was really weird.
Auberge Du Soleil - the restaurant of the sun. Well, it's almost dusk here, so the name doesn't quite fit - but at least the view was decent. We just had a glass or two of wine and some horse doovers; just to say we'd been there/done that. Probably won't rebeen there or redo that anytime soon.
Here I am for another week of fun (not) in San Fran. Here's a quickie snappie of the Golden Gate Bridge.
No, it’s not the latest rage in first-person shooters… I’m in Southern California today, and finally after coming out here for 7 years I had my first earthquake. Not much to speak of (4.9 Richters, yo), and it’s categorized as a “light” quake (less filling, tastes great).
It was… interesting… Like being next to a B52 on takeoff (not that I’ve done that). Interestingly, it provided a brief respite from an otherwise boring meeting. Let’s hope for another tomorrow!!
The A List
So I've been working for the last 3 weeks in Los Angeles, and tonight I happened to be dining out with some folks in Hollywood, of all places. Just so happens, that tonight was the premiere of Charlie's Angels. Of course, we decided to do a little star-gazing... here's the list of people I recognized (most of em I don't know their real names, and I'm too lazy to look em up):
James King, Roseanna Arquette, Ali Larter, "Dax" (some guy from MTV's Punk'd - I dunno), Al Bundy, Junior (The Sopranos), Jacklyn Smith (!), lead singer dude from Green Day, Crispin Glover (aka Willard, Marty McFly Sr), Robert Forster (from Jackie Brown), and a host of others I didn't recognize... my feet hurt.